Because "Hubbard's Cupboard" was taken . . . and my life is more like a hall closet stuffed with towels and toys and board games with missing pieces, anyway.
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Cori's Tips for Staying Young

1. Grow your pure, humiliatingly white-since mid 20's roots out approximately 1". Gives it that "trying my best to still be a brunette even though I'm old" look.
2. Make SURE when you smile that you use the precise facial muscles to accentuate every smile line and wrinkle you own. If you've got'em, flaunt 'em. (Acquiring the wrinkles takes time and giving birth to way more children than you are mentally capable of handling.)
3. Know how to WORK THE CAMERA so that every picture you take is nothing but astonishing. I'm more than happy to give pointers, and if you need some pose ideas, check out my blog! Oh, wait, this is my blog . . .
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