People are always telling me that I sing like Mariah Carey, and I'm all, "Whatev." I mean, I know how to sing and I have an amazing voice and would totally try out for American Idol if I weren't just one year too old . . . but I'm no Mariah Carey. Plus, she's immodest, and my motto is: Modest is Hottest.
Speaking of modest, my girls excel in this department. Everything they do, they learn from me, and I have been a STELLAR example in the modesty department.
Speaking of modest, my girls excel in this department. Everything they do, they learn from me, and I have been a STELLAR example in the modesty department.
They could be wearing skanky low-cut jeans and too-tight, high-cut shirts like all their naughty friends do (who they are friends with just so they can set a good example), but they don't. They rock the baggy sweats combo like pregnant Britney Spears trying to go incognito so the paparazzi don't recognize her.
McKenna does a special funny face when she's hiding from the paparazzi:
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Isn't it adorable? She's pretty unrecognizable. And notice her modest hoodie? (I know she's pushing the line by pretending to root for the Utes, but deep down she bleeds Cougar blue!)She is SUCH a good example to her friends, and to Morgan, Madi and Meg with their modest choices. Some people call it frumpy, but we know they mean SCRUMPY! As in, scrumpaliscious. Thanks for CTRing, you guys!
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