But there's a reason I'm so skinny that doesn't have to do with starving myself: I am a marathoner. I mean, I don't want to brag, but I just got fourth place in my fourth half marathon last month, The Soda Screamer. And the best part of all is that I was able to run it with my BFF, Beccers (who also looks like maybe she's BuLiMiC, only she's just actually a runner, too). She got third place. I totally could have beaten her at the end, but decided to let her have that moment of glory since it was her first half marathon. I'm such a generous friend.
We were the cutest and skinniest and fastest girls on the course! People were so jealous of us! Go me! I'm Mrs Incredible!
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