Screaming in Soda with my BFF!!!!!

People are always telling me that I look aNoReXiC, and I'm all, "Thanks."

But there's a reason I'm so skinny that doesn't have to do with starving myself: I am a marathoner. I mean, I don't want to brag, but I just got fourth place in my fourth half marathon last month, The Soda Screamer. And the best part of all is that I was able to run it with my BFF, Beccers (who also looks like maybe she's BuLiMiC, only she's just actually a runner, too). She got third place. I totally could have beaten her at the end, but decided to let her have that moment of glory since it was her first half marathon. I'm such a generous friend.

We were the cutest and skinniest and fastest girls on the course! People were so jealous of us! Go me! I'm Mrs Incredible!

CHuCKLeBeRRieS!!!!

So, I totally took a mini VAY-CAY to see my BFFE, Beccers. It was our annual chuckleberry retreat! Even though "chuckleberry" is our own inside-lingo, I'll tell you what it means. It means {HuCKLeBeRRieS!}. Shhhhhh, don't tell anyone.

We go to our own secret spot every year and chuckle while we huckle. This year the bushes were LOADED, and we got, like, ten gallons each. Well, Beccers picked WAAAAAAAAAAY more than me, because I was entertaining us both by impersonating celebrities while she picked--guess who I am in this picture?

I know, right?

Anywayz, it was a totally awesome visit and we were laughing until our abs were even tighter than their normal washboard-like selves.

Love you, Beccers! See you in three weeks for the {Soda Screamer}. Shhhhhh, don't tell anyone.

A Few of my Favorite Things . . .

♪ Six little trees with the scent of vanilla ♫
♫ Makeup for mornings I look like Godzilla ♪
♪ Crunch N Munch for days I have bad cravings . . . ♫
♫ These are a few of my favorite things. ♪

♪ Snowman pajamas, red trim on each half-sleeve ♫
♫ Who said to give is much more than to receive? ♪
♪ Old pairs of jeans turned to Christmas stockings ♫
♫ These are a few of my favorite things! ♪

♪ When it’s early, when my eyes glow, when I have two chins ♫
♫I simply remember to post to my blog, and then everybody wins!♪

Whistle While I Work...

This is just a little pic of me at work. They have me sit at the front desk because I am by FAR thee hottest!

They should really use me in the advertising.

My Modest Mahanas!!!!

People are always telling me that I sing like Mariah Carey, and I'm all, "Whatev." I mean, I know how to sing and I have an amazing voice and would totally try out for American Idol if I weren't just one year too old . . . but I'm no Mariah Carey. Plus, she's immodest, and my motto is: Modest is Hottest.

Speaking of modest, my girls excel in this department. Everything they do, they learn from me, and I have been a STELLAR example in the modesty department. 

They could be wearing skanky low-cut jeans and too-tight, high-cut shirts like all their naughty friends do (who they are friends with just so they can set a good example), but they don't. They rock the baggy sweats combo like pregnant Britney Spears trying to go incognito so the paparazzi don't recognize her.

McKenna does a special funny face when she's hiding from the paparazzi:

Isn't it adorable? She's pretty unrecognizable. And notice her modest hoodie? (I know she's pushing the line by pretending to root for the Utes, but deep down she bleeds Cougar blue!)

She is SUCH a good example to her friends, and to Morgan, Madi and Meg with their modest choices. Some people call it frumpy, but we know they mean SCRUMPY! As in, scrumpaliscious. Thanks for CTRing, you guys!